May 2012
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
6 tags
mintblondie:
it doesn’t matter if you love him
or capital H A M
ifyoucarryonthisway:
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be lil kim
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be post limit
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
hommos:
hey i just met you
just kidding i hate people
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
me: the internets broken