March 2012
Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
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bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
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yvetvdn asked: omy barry your picturrr you look lyk u kill someone
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
Typical problem with buying online
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000